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The Unmanliest Ad on TV
by Luke McKinney You’re an idiot, so buy our stuff! Would that work on you? It wouldn’t work on us, and we are idiots. But advertisers have decided that “guys” are a target demographic, and that that...
View ArticleThings You Don’t Need to “Be a Man” About
by Patrick Braud A fairly common solution presented to men having to make decisions is to just “be a man” about them. Are you sad? Be a man, just stop it and go drink whiskey and punch things until...
View Article5 Weird Search Terms You Used (for Some Reason)
Heaven have mercy, here comes another spate of weird search terms! Welcome to the internet’s only Victoria’s Secret angel accounting of your dark desires for knowledge, with…the weirdest search terms...
View ArticleThe One Thing that Truly Makes a Man
What makes a man in the modern world? Some say it was easier in the good old days, and it was: when the rampaging psychopaths tore through your village raping and killing, you were a man if they merely...
View ArticleTake Your Son Camping Like a MAN!
What is this roof and four walls you are living in? I’ll tell you what it is, bucko, it’s a compromise. It’s the ball-shrinking, emasculating shackles placed on a man by a society that wants you to...
View ArticleThe 5 Maddest Men in Manvertising
Mad Men was about advertisers being incredibly sexist @$$#()!%$ over half a century ago, and modern advertisers still think it was an educational program. Which is either a tragic shame or a terrifying...
View ArticleThe 5 Worst “Manly” Kickstarters
True manliness is about capability, not cooties. Which doesn’t stop dozens of dumbasses from trying to take your money with Matt Black Tactical +!++# Beer-Warmers. We’ve combed Kickstarter to compile a...
View ArticleTesting The World’s Most Idiotically Manly Junk Food
Snacks are great. Scrotums are great. Combining the two is a painful mistake we can’t imagine anyone making more than once. Sadly we don’t need to imagine it, as companies keep catching our collective...
View Article5 Manly Housing Alternatives
The days when you could build your own house over the weekend with a few buddies and a case of beer are over, because everyone who believed in them is buried under several tons of drunkenly installed...
View ArticleThe Most Ridiculously Insecure MAN-Products
Marketing research has revealed that men are more fragile than giant pandas, and need an even more specialized diet. They’re so fragile that everything in their carefully controlled MAN-vironment must...
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