What is this roof and four walls you are living in? I’ll tell you what it is, bucko, it’s a compromise. It’s the ball-shrinking, emasculating shackles placed on a man by a society that wants you to stay in doors and weep over shaving commercials while buying useless frilly crap from the internet. Rooooooaaar! No more! You must burst free from from this chrysalis of weakness and go forth into the wilds to once again wave your manhood at mother nature in a manner that is both alluring and frightening. And you’re taking your son with you too because, dammit, it’s time he learned how to be a man.
